Quote from George in The Abstinence
Jerry: So what did you do? George: I told her I would have to think about it. Jerry: But ultimately, you're gonna choose in favor of sex, right? George: I don't know. Perhaps I can better serve the world this way. Jerry: You mean, not subjecting women to your sexual advances. George: Simple joke from a simple man. Jerry: So you're never gonna have sex again? George: Well, Jerry. There was a pretty good chance I was never gonna have sex again anyway.