Quote from George in The Abstinence
Waitress: Yes, can I take your order please? George: Excuse me, darling. Do I detect a Portuguese accent? Waitress: Sim. George: Dois cafés e uma salada grande, por favor. Waitress: Muito obrigado, senhor. George: Eh, don't mention it. Elaine: Portuguese? George: Yeah, my cleaning lady's Portuguese. I must've picked it up.