Quote from George in The Fatigues
George: Listen, I gotta get some reading done. You mind if I do this here? I can't concentrate in my apartment. Jerry: [looks at George's book] "Risk Management"? George: Yeah. Steinbrenner wants everyone in the front office to give a lecture in their area of business expertise. Jerry: Well, what makes them think you're a risk management expert? George: I guess it's on my resume.