George: You know, I can now bite my fingernails so evenly... I don't even need to use a clipper anymore.
Jerry: But it's a pleasure to use clippers. Why gnaw away like a mental patient when we have this elegant device?
George: What if you're in prison?
Jerry: You don't think they give clippers?
George: No, it's like a weapon.
Jerry: You know what's really a weapon, that big toenail. You let that grow for a month, take it in the shower, it's like a shiv.
George: I love prison.
Jerry: It is fascinating.
George: Yeah, maybe someday.