[stand-up:]
Jerry: I think that if the wedding invitations were left up to the men, we'd just drive around sticking flyers in windshields, you know. Not even typed up either, just Magic Marker, Xerox, you know... "Party." What's needed is a divorce announcement. "Mr. and Mrs. Fred Johnson are requesting the honor of your presence at the 'returning' of their daughter back to Mr. and Mrs. Fred Johnson."