Young Cop: Watch where you step. There's quite a bit of... grease. Detective, Jerry Seinfeld is here.
Detective: How do you do. Thanks for coming down.
Jerry: This is Elaine Benes.
Elaine: We used to date, but now we're just friends.
Detective: I see. I'm sorry to make you go through this, but we need to make sure.
Jerry: Well, what's going on? What is this thing?
Detective: One of our patrolmen stumbled over this. [lifts the sheet]
Elaine: [gasps]
Jerry: Oh my God!
[The young cop removes his cap]