Quote from Elaine in The Calzone
Elaine: What the hell was that? Todd: What? Elaine: Why did you introduce me to your parents? Todd: They're nice people. I thought you would like them. Elaine: Come on, Todd. Admit it, this is a date. Todd: Why is this a date? Elaine: Saturday night with your parents. I mean, unless I'm your sister this is a date. Todd: Elaine, I don't understand why you can't meet someone else's parents without classifying it as a date. Elaine: Well, if it's not a date then what is it? Todd: It's a lovely evening together. Elaine: I don't believe this.