Quote from Jerry in The Wig Master
Jesse: Ethan, what brings you to town? Ethan: I'm touring with Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Jesse: You're kidding. Listen, maybe you and I should... get together . Have you been on the slide at Club USA? It's intense. Jerry: Excuse me. Excuse me. Are you asking him out? Jesse: Yeah, I guess you could say that.. Jerry: Right in front of me! How do you know we're not together. Two guys sitting, laughing, rinking Champagne Coolies. Jesse: I don't know. I just didn't think you were. Jerry: Well, we're sitting here together. Why wouldn't you think that? Jesse: I don' know. I just didn't. Jerry: Well, it's very emasculating.