Quote from Jerry in The Wig Master
Jerry: Excuse me, I'd like to return this jacket. Salesperson: Certainly. May I ask why? Jerry: For spite. Salesperson: Spite? Jerry: That's right. I don't care for the salesman that sold it to me. Salesperson: I don't think you can return an item for spite. Jerry: What do you mean? Salesperson: Well, if there was some problem with the garment. If it were unsatisfactory in some way, then we could do it for you. But I'm afraid spite doesn't fit into any of our conditions for a refund Jerry: That's ridiculous. I want to return it. What's the difference what the reason is?