Quote from Frank Costanza in The Doll
Frank Costanza: George, as you may be aware, your mother and I are not moving to Del Boca Vista, Florida. George: I am aware. Frank Costanza: So, I was wondering, would it be okay if I turned your room into a billiard parlor? George: A billiard parlor? Frank Costanza: Regulation table with a hi-fi, maybe even a bar. Give it some real authenticity.