[stand-up:]
Jerry: You get to a certain point with your parents where really the only thing you can do with them is eat. You can't talk anymore but you want to at least try and keep your mouths moving. And they're so anxious for it, you know. You come in: "How was the plane? You must be hungry." "How did you sleep? Are you ready for breakfast?" My mother will argue with me about what I like. "Can I have a piece of pumpkin pie?" "You don't like pumpkin pie." "Yes, I do." "Since when?" "What's the difference? Can I have it?" "No, I have never seen you eat a piece of pumpkin pie."