George: [on the phone] Hey, it's George.
Jerry: Where have you been?
George: What?
Jerry: I just got the most bizarre message from you father. Steinbrenner is at you house. They think you're dead!
George: Dead?
Jerry: Yeah, and we had an accident with your car. It's a little crumpled.
George: My car is a little crumpled?
Jerry: Yeah, yeah. I didn't know what to do so I put it back at the stadium. Oh, wait a second, wait a second. They saw the car, they saw the blood, they couldn't find you. That's why Steinbrenner thinks you're dead!