Jerry: How did you lock your keys in your car?
George: How? Because I'm an idiot.
Jerry: So why don't you get a locksmith?
George: I was going to, but then I found out that the auto club has this free locksmith service, so I signed up. Just waiting for the membership to kick in.
Jerry: How long has your car been sitting in the Yankee parking lot?
George: I don't know. About three days.