Quote from George in The Sponge
George: Elaine and her sponges. She's got like, a war chest full of them. Susan Ross: Well, I don't see why you just can't use condoms. George: Oh, no, no. Condoms are for single men. The day that we got engaged, I said goodbye to the condom forever. Susan Ross: Just once. For the make-up sex. George: Make-up sex? You have to have that right after the fight, we're way past that. Susan Ross: Come on, just once? George: No, no, I hate the condom. Susan Ross: Why? George: I can never get the package open in time. Susan Ross: Well, you just tear it open. George: It's not that easy. It's like "Beat The Clock". There's a lot of pressure there.