[stand-up:]
Jerry: Yes, I'm a very lazy eater. That's why I like soup. First of all, it looks half-digested when they put it down in front of you, so you feel like half the work is done already. I'm hoping Campbell's comes out with, like, an IV line of soup that you could just jam right into your arm, you know? Campbell's tomato intravenous. Mainline gumbo. Everyone just sitting around at dinner with their soup IV just hanging on the hook, there? "How's yours, Grandpa?" "Oh, chunky style."