Jerry: I think I'd rather go out on a deaf date than a blind date. The question is whether you'd rather date the blind or the deaf.
Elaine: Ah.
George: Now you're off on a topic.
Jerry: See, now, I think, I would rather date the deaf.
Elaine: Uh-huh.
Jerry: Because I think the blind would probably be a little messier around the house. I mean, let's face it, they're not going to get all the crumbs. I'd constantly be walking around with a sponge.
George: You see, I disagree. I'd rather be dating the blind. You know, you could let the house go. You could let yourself go. A good looking blind woman doesn't really know that you're not good enough for her.
Elaine: I think she'd figure it out soon enough.