Quote from Kramer in The Understudy
Kramer: [on the phone] Yeah, right. It's a turkey sandwich, a side of slaw. You want white meat or dark? Bette Midler: White meat. Kramer: Yeah, white meat. And if I see one piece of dark meat on there, it's your ass, buster. Bette Midler: Oh, get me one of those black-and-white cookies. Kramer: Yeah, all right, yeah. [hangs up] They don't have any. But don't you worry, I'm going to get you one somewhere. Bette Midler: Good. Because if I don't get a black-and-white cookie I'm not going to be very pleasant to be around. Kramer: Now that's impossible.