Wilhelm: I called this meeting because we have a problem. For the last few months someone has been stealing equipment from the club. Until recently it's been little things, you know. Bases, batting helmets, donuts, but two nights ago they pulled the big one. They took a pitching machine, a batting cage, the in-field tarp and all of Mr Steinbrenner's vitamins. Now, we have reason to believe it's an inside job.
George: [puffing] Whoa!
Wilhelm: If anybody here knows anything about it, I recommend strongly that you come forward.
[Wilhelm notices George patting down his sweaty face]