Quote from Jerry in The Doorman
Doorman: Whoa, whoa, whoa. May I help you? Jerry: Yeah, I'm just going up to see Elaine Benes. Doorman: Benes? No-one here by that name. Jerry: Oh, she's uh, she's house-sitting for Mr. Pitt. Doorman: Oh. House-sitting, mmm. Jerry: Yeah. Doorman: What are you, the boyfriend? Here for a... quickie? Jerry: Can I just go up? Doorman: Oh, I get it. Why waste time making small talk with the doorman? I should just shut up and do my job, opening the door for you.