Quote from Kramer in The Scofflaw
Kramer: Oh, I just saw your old boyfriend on TV. Elaine: Ugh, Jake Jarmel? Kramer: Yeah. I really liked those glasses he was wearing. Where'd he get those? Elaine: Why? You don't wear glasses. Kramer: I know, I know. But I need a new look. I'm stagnating. George: I have to say, as a glasses wearer I take exception to that. That's like me buying a wheelchair to cruise around in. Kramer: Yeah, I've considered that.