Quote from Elaine in The Soup
Jerry: The meal is the act of sitting down with him. It doesn't matter what you get, as long as he's sitting in that restaurant, its a meal. Elaine: Was it a cup or a bowl? Jerry: You see... Again... Elaine: I'm just curious. Jerry: A bowl, okay? Elaine: Did he crumble any crackers in it? [Jerry gives an exasperated sigh] Did he crumble, any crackers in it? Jerry: As a mater of fact, he did. Elaine: Oh, well. Crackers in a bowl. That- That could be a meal. Jerry: It's like I'm talking to my Aunt Sylvia here.