Quote from Jerry in The Couch
[stand-up:] Jerry: The love seat is an interesting little item, there. I guess some guy thought, "Well, if we can't get them to sit closer to us, why not just shorten the furniture?" My other favorite furniture brand is the La-Z-Boy. This is very flattering to the prospective customer, isn't it? Why don't we just call it the "half-conscious deadbeat with no job, home all day, eating Cheetos and watching TV" recliner? I mean, it goes back so far, that thing. I mean, it's like, "Go to bed already! It's over! You're wiped!"