George: Excuse me.
Man: What's the problem?
George: I believe you cut me off, and then made an obscene gesture.
Man: I did? Where?
George: Outside of Manhattan, about an hour ago.
Man: Wow! Is that Danny Tartabull?
George: That's right, of the New York Yankees.
Man: I'd like to shake his hand but I can't.
[The man holds up his hand to reveal a cast with only the middle finger raised]