Quote from Elaine in The Pledge Drive
Mr. Pitt: Who was crying? Elaine: No one. I'm sorry Mr. Pitt, that won't happen again. Mr. Pitt: I'm sure it won't, but someone was crying and I want to know who it was. [Mr. Pitt unwraps a Snickers bar and starts eating it with a knife and fork] Elaine: Well, it's a long story, okay? But my stupid friend Jerry told my other friend Noreen that she was... [notices Mr. Pitt eating the Snickers bar with knife and fork] You know, hitting on him and so I called her to see what was, uh, going on and I accidentally got her boyfriend, who is this, you know...