Quote from Kramer in The Big Salad
Kramer: Listen to this, "If a player cleans his ball during the play of a hole accept on the putting green he shall incur a penalty of one stroke." That's a rule, Jerry. Jerry: But it's just a friendly game. Why do you always have to be such a stickler? Kramer: Because that's the way I was raised. You know, when I was growing up, I had to be in bed every night by nine o'clock. And if I wasn't... Well, I don't have to tell you what happened.