Quote from George in The Chaperone
George: Hey, did you know that the Yankees don't wear cotton jerseys? Jerry: Of course, they're polyester. George: Well, what is that? That's a crime! Do you know how hot those things get? They should be wearing cotton. Jerry: Why do they wear polyester? George: I don't know. That's all gonna change. Jerry: You're going to do something about it? George: Why shouldn't I? Jerry: No reason...