Quote from George in The Hamptons
George: Did she do it on purpose? Jerry: It was my fault. I told her the wrong door. George: I was supposed to see her. She wasn't supposed to see me. Jerry: So what? George: Well, ordinarily I wouldn't mind. But... Jerry: But... George: Well, I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was cold... Jerry: Oh. You mean shrinkage. George: Yes. Significant shrinkage! Jerry: So you feel you were short changed. George: Yes! I mean, if she thinks that's me she's under a complete misapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was not me.