[stand-up:]
Jerry: I'm not crazy about used clothes. I mean, they call it vintage, you know to take your mind off of what it really is, nasty-wear. Oh, it's clean, you know. People wear underwear. Yeah, well they don't wear iron underwear and that's what it's gonna take to get me in those clothes. I mean, I'll move into an apartment after a strange person moves out. Why would I wanna move into somebody's pants? There is no vintage underwear, of course. But it's not because the guy couldn't sell his underwear, it's because men wear their underwear until it absolutely disintegrates. Men hang on to underwear until... until each individual underwear molecule is so strained it can barely retain the properties of a solid. It actually becomes underwear vapor. W- We don't even throw it out, we just open a window and it goes out like dandelion spoors. That's how men throw out underwear we just go... [blows] and it's gone. That's it. It's just...