Quote from Jerry in The Wife
Meryl: How'd you sleep? Jerry: Hey, you are the couch tonight, young lady. You were all over my side. Meryl: I was not! Jerry: Come on, I was sleeping with one cheek off the bed! Meryl: By the way, you know, you're falling way behind on the "I love you's". Jerry: No, no, 12-8! Meryl: No, it's 15-8. Jerry: Well, I know I can't beat you. I'm just trying to stay competitive. Meryl: All right, come on. Let's get some breakfast. Jerry: Uh, let me get a coat. I think I'll try a sport jacket and scarf thing, you know, like an unemployed actor.