Quote from Jerry in The Wife
Helen Seinfeld: [on the phone] Is she there? Can we talk to her? What's her name? Jerry: Mom, I'm not married. Helen Seinfeld: What? Jerry: I'm not married! Morty Seinfeld: I knew it. I told you! Helen Seinfeld: Uncle Leo said. Jerry: I'm just pretending I'm married to get a discount on dry-cleaning. Helen Seinfeld: A discount on dry-cleaning?