Helen Seinfeld: [on the phone with Jerry] Jerry, we just heard, what's going on?
Morty Seinfeld: [also on the line] Why the hell didn't you tell us?
Jerry: Listen, Ma...
Meryl: It was in here yesterday!
Jerry: Yeah, that's what I said!
Helen Seinfeld: Who is she? When did this happen?
Morty Seinfeld: I told her you'd get married. She thought you'd never do it.
Helen Seinfeld: Morty, you're talking too loud.
Morty Seinfeld: I'm not talking loud!
Helen Seinfeld: You're hurting my eardrum.