Quote from Jerry in The Wife
Jerry: Honey, what'd you do with the can opener? Meryl: I didn't do anything with it. Jerry: Well, it's not here, it was here yesterday. Meryl: It's in the first drawer. Jerry: I'm looking in the first drawer. It's not here. Meryl: Yes, it is. Jerry: Hey, I'm not stupid. I'm looking in that drawer. There's no can opener. Meryl: Did I say you were stupid? Jerry: Well, wouldn't I have to be? You tell me there's a can opener in the drawer, I'm looking in the drawer, there's no can opener, what other conclusion could one reach? [phone rings] Meryl: Do you want me to go find it? Jerry: Yes. I do. You show me where there's a can opener in that drawer. [answers the phone] Hello! I'm sorry, I'm just fighting with my wife.