Quote from Kramer in The Stand-In
Jerry: How's work going, you guys? Mickey: Lets not even talk about it. George: [to Kramer] You got a job? Kramer: Yeah. Mickey, he hooked me up. We're stand-ins for the actors on All My Children. Mickey, he's a stand-in for an eight-year-old kid and I stand in for the kid's father. Mickey: But I got a big problem. The kid I stand in for, he's growing. He was four feet last month, now he's like four-two and a half. He shot up two and a half inches. I can do four-two. Four-three is a stretch. Any higher than that and I'm gonna be out on my ass doing that paralegal crap. Jerry: How do you stop a kid from growing? Kramer: [to Mickey] I told you, you should offer him some cigarettes. Mickey: I offered him cigarettes, but his stupid mother is always hanging around. She won't let him have any.