Quote from Elaine in The Pie
Jerry: I'm sorry. There's no reason for her not to taste that pie. Elaine: Who wouldn't taste a pie? Jerry: Audrey. Elaine: Dump her. Jerry: Boy, I never broke up with anyone for not tasting pie. Elaine: Pfft. I once broke up with someone for not offering me pie. Jerry: You did? Elaine: He could be eating a hero, Jerry, he wouldn't offer me anything. It's a sickness.