George: Somebody double parked, we couldn't help it. It might have been Saddam Hussein, we're not really sure. He had a British accent though. What, what happened to you?
Elaine: Somebody put a cane on my foot. Just like the one I'm going to put up your...
Jerry: Hey, what happened to your coat? And what's the smell, what are you drunk?
George: I had to give it to the liquor store guy.
Jerry: What for?
George: I spilled some Chardonnay. So what did you get?
Elaine: Cinnamon Bobka.
George: Cinnamon? Why didn't you get chocolate?
Jerry: George!