Elaine: What are you doing? You're going to get a number now?
Jerry: Well, I'm not going to eat a cake with a hair on it.
Elaine: It was a little hair. I took it off.
Jerry: A little hair? Do you think that makes it better?
Elaine: What if it's your hair?
Jerry: What if it's your hair?
Elaine: What is wrong with my hair? Nothing. Nobody takes better care of their hair than me. You can serve dinner on my head.
Jerry: You use that misty herbal rain water crap they sell in the health food store. I use Prell, the hard stuff. A hundred proof, takes your roots out.