Quote from George in The Dinner Party
Kramer: Let's get some gum or something. George: Pack of gum, okay here you go. Clerk: What, it's a hundred? I can't change a hundred. George: Why not? Clerk: You got to buy more than that. Kramer: Here, get a newspaper. George: A newspaper. Clerk: That's not enough. Kramer: A Clark Bar. [eats a portion] George: Clark Bar. Clerk: Keep going. George: I'm up to $2 here!