Quote from George in The Conversion
George: This was the only woman I never lied to. Well, that's not entirely true. [Jerry and Elaine start picking at the lobster leftovers] Elaine: Mmm, delicious. Jerry: Mmm, succulent. George: She knew I didn't have a job. She knew I lived at home. Didn't seem to bother her. I think I could have married this woman. Elaine: Why don't you just ask her parents? George: I can't. I met them. They're devout. You know, in the cab on the way over here, I actually thought about converting. Jerry: To Latvian Orthodox? George: Why not? What do I care? Jerry: You know, it's not like changing toothpaste.