Quote from Kramer in The Masseuse
Kramer: Uh, yeah, a ticket for Kramer. Ticket Man: Here it is. I need some I.D. Kramer: Oh, yeah. [snaps fingers] You know, I forgot my wallet. Ticket Man: Well, I can't give it to you then. Kramer: Are you kidding me? Ticket Man: I'm afraid not. Kramer: Come on, just look at me. Tell me I'm not Kramer. Ticket Man: I'm sorry. I need proof. Kramer: Look, I'll drive out here tomorrow and I'll show the I.D. I got nothing to do all day. Ticket Man: Neither do I. But without I.D., I need confirmation from the person who left the ticket. Kramer: Where is a phone?