Quote from George in The Masseuse
George: You know, it's like you never see a really attractive woman getting a traffic ticket. Jodi: How can you say that? My sister got a ticket last week. Are you saying she's not attractive? George: Well, I've never met your sister but obviously these are not hard-and-fast rules. [to the waitress] Darling, the tea is getting a little cold sweetheart.