George: Name tags! Name tags! What kind of an idiot thinks anybody would be interested in an idea like that?
Frank Costanza: I don't think it's so bad. People should wear name tags. Everyone would be a lot friendlier. "Hello, Sam." "How are you doing, Joe?" [George elbows a lamp] Hey, your arm. It moved again. I thought you said it went away.
George: I banged it on the desk in the doctor's office. And... And... [whimpers]