[stand-up:]
Jerry: I had glasses when I was ten-years-old. Anyone beat that? Anybody get them younger than that?
Woman in audience: Seven.
Jerry: Seven? Two? Anybody born with glasses? Actually come out of the birth canal and go, "That was a hell of a delivery, I'll tell you that. Can I clean these? Does anybody have one of those little cloths? I was just born and they're a little smudgy."