Quote from Kramer in The Bris
George: The administrator's on the third floor. I'll meet you at the car. Kramer: Wait, George. You got room in the car for the pig-man, huh? George: The pig-man can take the bus. Kramer: George, if the pig-man had a car, he would give you a ride. George: How do you know? What if the pig-man had a two-seater? Kramer: Be realistic, George. George: I'll tell you what, if pig-man shows up, we'll squeeze him in.