Quote from Jerry in The Puffy Shirt
Elaine: What is that? Kramer: It's the puffy shirt. Look at it, eh? What do you think? Is it cool or what? Elaine: Why are you wearing that now? Jerry: Why am I wearing it now? I'll tell you why I'm wearing it now. Because the low-talker asked me to, that's why! And I said yes. Do you know why? Because I couldn't hear her! Elaine: When did she... When did she ask you this? Jerry: When we were at dinner. When Kramer went to the bathroom. Elaine: I didn't hear anything. Jerry: Of course not! Nobody hears anything when this woman speaks!