George: How can I do this?! How can I move back in with those people? Please, tell me. They're insane. You know that.
Jerry: Hey, my parents are just as crazy as your parents.
George: How can you compare you parents to my parents?!
Jerry: My father has never thrown anything out. Ever!
George: My father wears his sneakers in the pool! Sneakers!
Jerry: My mother has never set foot in a natural body of water.
George: Listen carefully. My mother has never laughed. Ever. Not a giggle, not a chuckle, not a tee-hee. Never went 'Ha!'
Jerry: A smirk?
George: Maybe! And I'm moving back in there!