Quote from Jerry in The Pilot
George: The doctor called and said the lab's backed up, and now I'm not gonna get the results for another two days.Jerry: Ah! You're fine. There's nothing wrong with you. I'm the one who's dying. George: What do you mean? Jerry: Because I can't act! I stink! I don't what I'm doing! I'm going to make a fool of myself in front of the entire country. George: Oh. Come on you're... uh... you're fine. Jerry: This show's gonna ruin my entire career. I don't know how I got involved in this.