Jerry: I don't know. One minute you say they're fake, the next minute you think they're real. I don't know what to believe!
Elaine: Hey, of the two of us, I'm the only one who's touched 'em.
Jerry: But you were just grabbing on to them to save your life. If you were drowning and I threw you a life preserver, you think you could tell me if it was an inflatable?
Elaine: I wouldn't have said anything if I knew you were going to stop seeing her!
Jerry: Well, I don't mind someone with a phony personality, but I gotta draw the line somewhere.