[stand-up:]
Jerry: I don't belong to a health club. I have a strict limit on the number of naked men I need to see in one day. Zero. That's it. What is with the high level of security at the health club? You know what I mean? The picture IDs. Security guards. People signing in and out. What is this, the Kremlin? I mean, the people that have a membership go twice a year. Who's breaking in? Is this a big problem? People stealing exercise? And what if they catch the person? What then? They run. It's aerobic. Makes it even worse.