Quote from Jerry in The Visa
Cheryl: I actually have a friend in the Immigration Department who owes me a big favor. You're very lucky. Jerry: [somber] That's wonderful news. Thank you. Cheryl: You're a very serious person, aren't you? Jerry: Well, with so many people in the world deprived and unhappy, it doesn't seem like it would be fair to be cheerful. [squats a fly with a newspaper] Cheryl: I understand. [Jerry reaches for the milk] I think that's curdled. Jerry: I don't care. Cheryl: Do you ever laugh? Jerry: Not really. Sometimes, when I'm in the tub. Cheryl: That's so sad. What do you do? Jerry: I'm a comedian.