Elaine: Can I have a small popcorn?
Cashier: There is no small. Child-size is small.
Elaine: What's medium?
Cashier: Adult.
Elaine: Do adults ever order the child-size?
Cashier: Not usually.
Elaine: Okay, give me the adult.
Cashier: Do you want butter?
Elaine: Is it real butter?
Cashier: It's butter flavoring.
Elaine: Yeah, well, what is it made of?
Cashier: It's yellow.